I have been having a lot of headaches lately so I went to the doctor to check me out. I had my skull scanned and they found something wrong with my head. The doctor told me that I have been diagnosed with brain-diarrhea and that I have not much time left in my life's calendar. He told me that it is not a common disease and that it's symptoms range from, of course, headaches and a constant flow of crappy thoughts circulating around one's head like stupid, bycle-riding monkeys in a cheap Russian circus.. I guess that explains why I have been behaving like I do towards all people, especially people in this site, and why I can't find any reason why Nintendo has any worth for gaming.

I just wanted to say goodbye, apologies to any of those that may have felt offended for something I said or didn't, and I want to thank you all in this site who have made me laugh, cry, go mad, and sometimes yes, a little aroused sexually.

It has been a pleasure. Truly yours and of the rest, AbbathTheGrim.

It was until the "brain-diarrhea" that I recall this thread as a joke. Still, was scared when reading the title.

What's weird for me is that a couple of days ago at another forum that I spend a lot of time in, a member's father came on (the member's account) and said his son died of a heart attack and that he won't be posting anymore. I thought this was going to be along those lines. It's an odd thing to feel similar emotions when you hear the news of an online acquaintance dying as you would for someone you actually know in person. At the same time, I understand it's inevitable. I'm just glad my buddy Yo_John is still alive :)