I've had all those happen to me except the dumbass part where he just opened the bag of chips and noodles wrong. Everything else though can happen even when doing it correctly.

The tortellini, I usually just slice open right down the middle. I didn't even know you were supposed to be able to tear those open.

All those "tore too far, spilled all over the ground" ones never happen to me because I'm not an uncoordinated clumsy piece of crap.

First world problems. xD

I have always wondered why people complain about pringles. Just tilt the damn thing and wait for the chips to fall down!!

The thing at 0:30 happens all the time though >:(

I must say I'd be lying if at least some of that didn't happen to me lol

i have yet to have a package that comes with a zip lock work right. it either teras the zip lock off when i open it or the zip lock wont close.

Life sucks don't it? (sarcasm) Although, that guy was being a bit daft, it was funny as fuck

Life sucks whe it comes food packaging but stop whining like a little girl and take your time.

A lot of that happened to me...