"I hope this helps me get some sleep"
"i'm sure this will feel weird, because you are still alive. But hey, need to try everything at least once!"
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
"You talk more than my mannequin."
"I've never been with an adult before."
"This is how your sister likes it."
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"hmmmm...I have this crazy itch on my crotch"
"mind if I video tape this?"
"you know herpes doesn't kill you right"
"I got a pet gerbil is you want to get weird"
"you don't mind taking this pill before we go?"
"If I'm gone before you wake up, check the bathroom mirror"
"I think I'm in love with you"
or
"spit on me" I only still had sex because she was a prostitute
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"lets wait until we get married"
"Pull my finger"
For anybody interested, I posted a few on Twitter and only a few people joined in. World domination was not attained. I'll just post one here and there when I need something cool to say. Thanks anyway, guys!
* when trying to put your penis in a lovely lady's mouth* Here comes the choo choo train!
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