"You my first.. that isn't drunk and sleeping. This should be fun."

"Put this over my head" *Hands her plastic bag*

"Are you ready?" in the creepy Criss Angel voice from Mind Freak

"can you pretend to be dead?"

"is it in?"

"your mom didn't mind anal too"

"do you work at the fish market?"

"this is my friend, can he watch?"

while crying "thank you for agreeing to have sex with me, you are so nice, all the other girls refused me"

'' do you take cash or credit''
''I wish my mom was still there to see this''
'' hey! is your sister into menage a trois''
'' don't worry if we do it standing up you can't get pregnant''
'' damn it's so itchy down there''
'' close your eyes and drink from this, I promise you it's not spiked''
'' you gonna finish that taco?''

WOW from back here it looks like you have four arms .

Do you like my little pony? We can watch it afterwards.

So this is how it looks in reality...
My mom told me girls like this stuff...
Dont worry, my underwear is not that dirty all the time...
I am no done yet, I just spilled some juice on my pants...

From a college professor, "It Does looks just like a penis... ...only smaller."

"I can't wait to tell my boyfriend about this!"

"Just so you know, I usually cry afterwards."

"My wife never lets me do this"