Can you put a link up for the Twitter topic? I don't use Twitter but I wouldn't mind checking the progress of your trending topic.

"Tonight's the night I'll finally know if fat chicks are sluttier"

This one happend to me: "if you are getting me pregnant, i'm getting an abortion"

First date, true story

WOW your loose got it in first try .

D21lewis is a girl? :O

"Do you have health insurance?"

"Here, sign this contract before we get started. Don't worry about the fine print"

"I'm out of balloons, is a chocolate wrapper okay?"
I realize that's not that good, but I just had to tag this thread. :p

You're certainly tighter than your mother!

"Yeah everything turned out okay, the doctor told me it was diarrhea after all... or was it gonorrhea...? I forget... anyways... let's get it on!"