I was lurking on a popular image board and came across a post saying, "I'd want to be a chick. I'd be such a whore"

It stopped me for a second because, well, not only did I read the same thing 3 posts back, and 5 posts back, at least a dozen times over, I've also heard guys I personally know say it. Lots of dudes.

If I were a girl I'd want some hot girl on girl action, tbh. 

So what is it about being a chick that would make guys be sluts? Is it because women have all the power...or is it just something drunk douchebags say at parties?

Most everyone wants to be a slut while they are younger. Banging is fun and chicks have an infinitely easier time getting banged.

Erm, lol, to give you a serious answer, it's most likely a biological imperative.

If the survival of the human race was dependant on men who only mildly interested in sex now and again, our ancestors probably would not have survived to this point through cataclysms like the ice age along with things like drought, natural disaster, plague, etc.

The fact that men are fairly prolific (lol) at wanting to spread their seed likely has allowed our population to continue to grow past some of the extreme hardships humans probably lived in hundreds/thousands of years ago.

Well most guys are extremely horny and it's not frowned upon if a guy is a slut.

Evolution.

The male investment in a child is near zero, only their sperm is needed. Thus they are incentivised to mate as many times as possible.

The female must spend 9 months incubating the child and is more likely to care for it after birth. Thus they are choosy about finding a single good partner to justify the investment.

I think the desire to be a girl comes from the accessibility of sex. As a man, you want to have sex all the time. As a woman, you CAN have sex all the time. Hence men want to women (well, womanly in their access to sex)

'Cause if a girl goes up to you in a bar, and says "Want sum fuq?" the guy would be all like, "Whoa," and accept in a heart beat.

If a guy does the same thing to a girl in a bar, the girl would probably smack him in the face. And everyone would universally agree that he's a douche because he said "want sum fuq?"

So some dude who wants sexy time would imagine that it's easier to get some if he had lady bits.

Uh it's been 'cool' since like forever. 

In ancient Celtic tribes/communities men with prized physical attributes were basically "studs" (literally) in that other families would bring their daughters to get impregenated by him. 

Genghis Khan conquered more than half of the world, and when he took over a new area, he did not seek out wealth or food, but the best looking women to mate with. It's been shown that something like 1/4 of all people from Asian descent have a common ancestor, this likely was Genghis Khan, as he literally spread his seed from one continent to another, lol.  

Just something guys say. The truth is, if I were a female, I'd have my vagina sewn shut.