I'm turning 14... that shows who cares more around here!

Thanks Peh-Zuuuus.

I dunno. I've never heard of anyone saving up for ball reduction surgery. If someone is willing to spend thousands of dollars for that then there must be a valid reason. Likewise, I've known several women who have spent thousands of dollars to get balloons attached to their chests. Seems to be a pretty big deal either way.

And, honestly, I pretty much stopped worrying about damage between the legs when I started wearing looser jeans. Made a world of difference.

Also, you should probably add in breast cancer. Much, much higher rate for women.

My input: My ball sweat is only sticky after vigorous workouts.

i don't really know what to say about this.

Boxers fixes 95% of your balls problems

I can imagine getting kicked in the boobs would hurt.

Imagine waking up from a good night's sleep with a pair of boobs in your face.  That would be pretty awesome, right?

Now, imagine waking up from that same sleep with a pair of musty, hairy balls in your face.  Yeah.  You know the answer.

Maybe I should just cut a hole in my pants so my balls can get some air. Maybe then they wouldn't smell.