Anyone else have a hard time taking a dump in a public restroom while other people are in the restroom? For some reason I can talk about dumps all day, think it is funny to hear other people ripping ass in public restroom, etc.. Some reason though I don't like other people hearing me rip ass. So sometimes I just wait for them to leave unless there are other people taking a dump. If that is the case or I can't hold it then I flush the toilet while I rip ass.

Anyone else use the toilet flush technique in a public restroom to dampen the sounds of your farts?

Lol, I hate doing anything in public restrooms. xD

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lol

I will take a piss in public restrooms, but I don't think I have ever took a dump in one in my life.

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With sex, all lights must all be on, meanwhile as I order the number 1 at Jack In The Box, and I do the number 2 in the box, all lights must be off.
I don't mind being watched doing the nasty but on the throne, I prefer no mirror. Cover is a must.
Initially I have excitement as I sit. Odd. Eventually, it subsides. I have to. I pee.
A Nintendo handheld must also be with me. I tried it with the gear and the portable but Nintendo is special. They're innovative; I must be, too. I waggle. In motion, yes. 1:1. I do wonders.

I imagine all other ninFanboys are with me. I bonded with Nintendo, I bond with you now, too.

Afterwards, I turn on the lights and compare it to The Shit List.

I do sudoku and call insurance companies.