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With sex, all lights must all be on, meanwhile as I order the number 1 at Jack In The Box, and I do the number 2 in the box, all lights must be off.
I don't mind being watched doing the nasty but on the throne, I prefer no mirror. Cover is a must.
Initially I have excitement as I sit. Odd. Eventually, it subsides. I have to. I pee.
A Nintendo handheld must also be with me. I tried it with the gear and the portable but Nintendo is special. They're innovative; I must be, too. I waggle. In motion, yes. 1:1. I do wonders.

I imagine all other ninFanboys are with me. I bonded with Nintendo, I bond with you now, too.

Afterwards, I turn on the lights and compare it to The Shit List.