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ooo I got one, someone told me this and it worked

Apparently our natural pooing posistion is squatting so when on the toilet lift your knee's or go on tip toes and everything just seems alot smoother!



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Sometimes I pick my nose.



 Been away for a bit, but sneaking back in.

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Lafiel said:
Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:


But then you won't be able to taste the snacks



why not?

When I block my nose I lose my sense of taste



hmmm... Must be a UK thing. I've never heard of that in this county.

not only a UK thing ..

when I have a cold for instance my sense of taste is drastically lowered aswell - smell has a big influence on taste (atleast for me)

 

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I do Sudokus, that's probably not thaaat "weird".



Not for me. When I hold my nose and eat, everything tastes the same.

Perhaps its cold itself that blocks taste, not the lack of smell?

pezus said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:


But then you won't be able to taste the snacks



why not?

When I block my nose I lose my sense of taste

This man is correct. About 90% of our "taste" is actually our smell. Do you not feel food is bland when you have a cold?



What about when you eat/drink odorless substances?

Perhaps having a cold directly blocks taste. Not inability to smell.

spurgeonryan said:
I was just in there while on vgchartz watching RolStoppables wall.


.... a bit creepy.

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man-bear-pig said:
I don't think this is wierd, but sometimes I put a pile of toilet paper on the floor and then shit on the floor and wrap up the shit in the toilet paper and then throw the wrapped up shit into the toilet basketball-style; hitting it off the backboard and then going into the net (the toilet bowl).

LOL! O- letmecatchmybreath....... -h my God that was hilarious.



pezus said:
Jay520 said:
pezus said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:


But then you won't be able to taste the snacks



why not?

When I block my nose I lose my sense of taste

This man is correct. About 90% of our "taste" is actually our smell. Do you not feel food is bland when you have a cold?



What about when you eat/drink odorless substances?

Perhaps having a cold directly blocks taste. Not inability to smell.

No, we even tested this in biology class by closing our eyes and then trying to guess what we were tasting and the results were that we couldn't do it for most things when our eyes+nose were closed, but if only our eyes were closed it was easy as pie. Some of the food did even have a strong flavor.

Of course, this doesn't go for everything (such as odorless drinks like you said). Try it on chocolate or coffee.

http://www.entnet.org/HealthInformation/smellTaste.cfm

Certain tastes combine with texture, temperature, and odor to produce a flavor that allows us to identify what we are eating.

Many flavors are recognized through the sense of smell. If you hold your nose while eating chocolate, for example, you will have trouble identifying the chocolate flavor, even though you can distinguish the food’s sweetness or bitterness. This is because the familiar flavor of chocolate is sensed largely by odor. So is the well known flavor of coffee. This is why a person who wishes to fully savor a delicious flavor (e.g., an expert chef testing his own creation) will exhale through his nose after each swallow.



Well then, there are two possible inferences I can make with that info. Either 1.) The foods I tasted didn't really need to be smelled, or 2.) The foods I tasted did need to be smelled...but I'm just a mutant. I personally hope for the latter.

haxxiy said:
I always take something to read, and if I don't, a shampoo bottle does it. Not really weird but still...

Where's the VGC member who said when he's really constipated he digs the shit out of his butt?

Lol... I admit to doing this. xD



pezus said:
NintendoPie said:
haxxiy said:
I always take something to read, and if I don't, a shampoo bottle does it. Not really weird but still...

Where's the VGC member who said when he's really constipated he digs the shit out of his butt?

Lol... I admit to doing this. xD

Yeah this Ammonium Laureth Sulfate is really interesting stuff

I buy shampoo without that hair damaging product, thank you.



Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.