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Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
I also bring snacks if I'm anticipating a lengthy session.

I can't eat or drink anything with that smell in the air.



I'm a master in the art of plugging the nose. Here's a demonstration.



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man-bear-pig said:
I don't think this is wierd, but sometimes I put a pile of toilet paper on the floor and then shit on the floor and wrap up the shit in the toilet paper and then throw the wrapped up shit into the toilet basketball-style; hitting it off the backboard and then going into the net (the toilet bowl).


Not too weird I suppose you gotta get some b-ball practice in whenever you can..  I have a friend tell me that he has been so sick sometimes that he would be puking and shitting at the same time.  Well at least one time he was puking in the toilet but then the runs hit him at the same time thus he ended up going on the floor since his head was in the toilet puking.



Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
I also bring snacks if I'm anticipating a lengthy session.

I can't eat or drink anything with that smell in the air.



I'm a master in the art of plugging the nose. Here's a demonstration.


But then you won't be able to taste the snacks



Read a magazine. 1 magazine can last me several months to get through all the articles.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gWECYYOSo

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Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Jay520 said:
I also bring snacks if I'm anticipating a lengthy session.

I can't eat or drink anything with that smell in the air.



I'm a master in the art of plugging the nose. Here's a demonstration.


But then you won't be able to taste the snacks



why not?

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man-bear-pig said:
I don't think this is wierd, but sometimes I put a pile of toilet paper on the floor and then shit on the floor and wrap up the shit in the toilet paper and then throw the wrapped up shit into the toilet basketball-style; hitting it off the backboard and then going into the net (the toilet bowl).


Then what the fuck kind of standards do you have??? o.O

 

OT: Nothing too special. I too prevent splashing like APM does and sometimes listen to music.



when I'm at home along, sometimes I do push ups before taking a dump.



 

I always have to have a quick look at my "work".



Jay520 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:


But then you won't be able to taste the snacks



why not?

When I block my nose I lose my sense of taste



Edit: Never mind this post.