Im off to bed now. How many VG chartz users can post an interesting bedtime story for me to check in the morning. I shall review them in the morning. Night, Night.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jim. He was usually called Jim Jim, no one knows why, but that's what people referred to him as.

Honest man, had a nice job at an office cubicle, one day while exiting the job building he saw a hot dog salesman and asked for something extra juicy, extra meaty, and extra large. Then all of a sudden he sees a meteor in the sky, and whispers, "By the power of Gray Skull, I have the power!"

It didn't work, he died, only him too. It was a small meteor, only striking Jim Jim. Upon further evaluation of his corpse, it was discovered that he held black dildos and game cube controllers in his suit case.

AND SO ENDS THE TALE OF JIM JIM.

Once upon a time the end

Alright alright I'm gonna tell a full story but I'm too tired right now maybe if I fall asleep right now I can wake up to tell a tale before redlinker comes by

There once was a gamer who gamed on the Wii,
So many minigames and fitness titles available to he,
One day came Xenoblade which filled him with joy,
Unfortunately no more games arrives on his toy,

Now he must wait for the next console to arrive,
So his gaming hobby may continue to thrive,
Now the wait won't be long I guarantee this be true,
For right around the corner awaits the WiiU.


The End.