Once upon a time, there was a man named Jim. He was usually called Jim Jim, no one knows why, but that's what people referred to him as.
Honest man, had a nice job at an office cubicle, one day while exiting the job building he saw a hot dog salesman and asked for something extra juicy, extra meaty, and extra large. Then all of a sudden he sees a meteor in the sky, and whispers, "By the power of Gray Skull, I have the power!"
It didn't work, he died, only him too. It was a small meteor, only striking Jim Jim. Upon further evaluation of his corpse, it was discovered that he held black dildos and game cube controllers in his suit case.
AND SO ENDS THE TALE OF JIM JIM.









