Why fap? If she's randy, then it's only a matter of time before you're in bed. Sorry, the first orgasm is just so intense, it's best shared. The ones after that are work. At lest for me anyway.

lolwut? :P

If time was reversed, you would probably have made the same decision again and again, don't you think? The circumstances would have been the same, and your opinion would have been the same. Fate!

This is the strangest thread I've ever read xD

Another day in the life of Ryan...

I once thought, if it wasn't for my balls I'd sit on my penis. Anyway, finish. Sometime before, I ate so much I released sheer black fecal matter laced with green gooey yellow contaminants. It was entertaining. Ever heard of Ultimate Shit List?

You can leave this site forever or request a permanent ban. One can wish.

I have really big spiders crawling around my apartment. They're kinda cute when you watch them and get used to them.

I feel like I may have missed a very important moment in my life.

You need to shit or get off the pot.

...that would be a great opportunity to read the thread about bringing more quality to the forum