Shakes his fist in a non-fappatory manner

Has shakey fist syndrone.

An alter ego who wishes to have a date with a toadstool of royal blood, non-sexually

his avatar reminds me how bad is SE handling FF nowdays...

been a member longer than me. :(

His avatar reminds me of the time I was at a foreign country and eaten a rat, and by rat I meant a hood rat with a 5150 tattoo on her neck and her ex-con ex-bf named pettit across her chest; it was the nastiest craziest ..i§htz I've done. Thank you, I shall pet tit actually ..or both at once. Amen.

Good times.

Bogards joints when he is smoking with his friends.

Ha! Confuse them dopes with my remarkably witty war/adventure stories
The user above is another brotha from anotha motha, and being in Canada, I cannot do smoke session with him

Is extremely turned on by my anonymity, and I hate that he can't perform fellatio on me right now

does not have weed oil at the moment so he can tickle my prolapsing third nipple