Thinks I haven't seen that video or the animated gif it inspired.

username doesn't roll of the tongue like PSwii60

was holding Pet Monkey's penis in avatar but was cropped off

He can't make up his differences with Kain.

Holy shit there's two of them!

Just found out I'm an alt.

"'Twas conflicting concept. To troll, or spam as the Dark Knight bearing the Deathbringer or post meaningful posts as a Paladin bearing the Lightbringer. All that matters is what's inside us."

Has double vision.

Good gawd, goshdarn golly

Double the Vision, double the penis. We can't lose. Would we win a fight against Batman?

Let's think about what we're saying. We, in fact, can't lose, heretofore, so Batman can suck on that" "Suck on that?" Suck on this...! and tic tacs have only one calorie"

I love We! Wii? No, We as Wii Menu. Menu? Yes, Me 'n U! Wii U!

He has an extremely low res pick in his signature

that i have nothing that i hate about him