Mr. Kitten entered the local Inn and asked the man behind the counter for a room. "100" Gil per party member" answered the keeper. After being tossed out for offering the Innkeeper $US, Mr. Kitten wandered through the dark streets. "People are still out?" he questioned. "I guess these townsfolk really know how to carry their own 'round here. Look at them, they're fearless!"
"Zeus" asked Mr. Kitten looking up at the sky "why haven't the townsfolk hung anyone by the neck?"
"BECAUSE THEY ARE MORONS! BACK WHEN I WAS A KID, WE USED TO WRESTLE TITANS TO PASS TIME. "
" ... er, ok" muttered Mr. Kitten.
"But what's this?" Cried Mr. Kitten who was headed towards the center of the town. "A woman!?" She was quite the attractive woman and she dressed provocatively. "I wonder if she's new here. I'll go ask her!" Inching closer and closer, he noticed that the woman was attaching something to the post, NO! She was actually lynching a young man! The man, I know him! That's Noel! "But why?" Mr. Kitten asked the beautiful woman."Because" she answered calmly, " I lynch the Noels."
The woman disappeared into the night, never to be seen again. "Wow! I miss her already!"
Night 1 Start
I am the black sheep "of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson