upon the realisation that Madn's superhero is far stronger than anything I could possibly come up with, I kill Stan Lee with a falling piano, thus flattening all of his supermen (and superwomen!), I now confidently march up the hill, falcon punch Madn off of it to take my throne on top of the hill

spurgeonryan's great idea falls flat on its face as the a humane centipede can do very little evil, so I promptly get a stir fry going, have a centipede supper, and with a full belly, knock spurgeonryan off the hill

In jail I contemplate what I have done and how I could have possibly gotten a human centipede and a humane centipede confused. After thinking long and hard, only my death can stop the torment. I promptly order the Riftworm to eat me and the entire jail. After a taking a quick stop via the underworld I return to the land of the living by getting my worm to once again throw up everywhere.

With Hades coming to get me, I quickly steal spurgeonryan's wardrobe and replace it with my own, then I simply sit back and watch spurgeonryan get slowly dragged into the underworld while I retake the hill with no resistance.

The 500 cases are finally done and I can now make my way to the top, a little intoxicated at the moment I notice I lamp off in the distanced. Attracted to the gleam I stumble over and pick it up. I decide to rub it a little since it was full of mud and BAM! appeared a geenie. My wishes, make me invisible, make me invincible and I wish I had one more wish to and it can only be granted by me (a just in case wish....>:) )

I walk up the hill and knock spurge down :)

As I begin my life as a new farmer I discover to my displeasure someone has built a large fortress on the top of my terraced farmed hill. I proudly walk to the front door and demand to see the leader of the establishment, as spurgeonryan's son's have never seen me before they happily let me in unaware of what is about to unfold.

As I enter spurgeonryan's great hall I notice a strange blue aura coming from a lantern, I move closer to understand what in the world it is. As spurgeonryan enters he is flabergasted to discover it is me, although, I do not recognise him in the slightest. Spurgeonryan in haste grabs the nearest battle axe and takes a swing for my head, only for me to dodge it and hit and break the geenie's lamp! Thus undoing all the wishes he has ever granted and taking us back in time.

Since none of the last 3 posts have now occured, I make a jelly bean gun which turns lava into 'harmless' jellybeans, I then proudly give spurgeonryan a blast with the gun to give him a tickle and blast him off to oblivion with my shiny new boots. I then retake the hill!

Drunk as fuck I walk up the hill, feeling invinsible from the drunkness, there is no pain that can be done to my body, none that I can feel until I sober up so I make it to the top and summor a barrage of real life beer bottles to attack TFK. Just like pearl harbour my beer bottled minions sacrafice there lives one by one by breaking themselves over TFK head, falling uncounsious he rolls down the hill defeated and I remain the king of the hill.

I stick my hands into my pants and wipe the sweat from my ass. I'll touch anybody that gets near me with my stinky, smelly, butt hands. Everyone flees the top of the mountain for fear of dysentery. I stand alone atop the hill. Stinky and alone.

You've got to sleep sometime. Everybody sleeps.....except for me. I never sleep. The hill shall be mine.

Shotlock wakes up and makes a big, wet, stinky fart near the hill.

I can't make a run for the hill. I'm busy fighting two battles at once in the "Is the Wii a fad" thread.