Instead of being predictable walking up the hill, I decided to come by air. I flew by and dropped an anvil on Spurge, I then parachuted to the top of the hill, RECLAIMED!

I nuke Gilgamesh and the hill, causing the hill destruction. I then pass the following two years in search of the dragon balls. When i find them i ask for the possession of the hill for eternity

I spent so much time underground that I got into good relations with the mole people and got them to dig a giant hole at the top of the hill in which you fell in and after getting the mole people to dig me out aswell I climbed back to the top :)

While Gilgamesh and everyone else was busy fighting over the hill, I kill Skorge and take control of the Riftworm. I proceed to eat all of Gily's moles and force the Riftworm to vomit them all over the hill on Gilgamesh to the point where he's being washed away by the sheer volumes of mole guts and badgenome jokes. I then retake the (very sticky!) hill :D

I quickly use the blades of chaos to slingshot off of Gilgamesh's head, his reactions are slow as he can not bare to think of what devastation that has befallen the poor mole people, especially young Cheska whom he saw as his own :'(.

I then use the blades to carve a narrow but vital path back to the hill whereupon spurgeonryan is devouring my lifetime supply of cookies. The incredibly full spurgeonryan can barely move as I push him off the hill and see him rolling off into the distance.

When TTFK hit me with his blades of chaos little did he known was that I exploded in a puff of smoke...that's right that was my shadow clone! The flag Spurge planted was actually me disguised as it, so I turn back into myself and tie TTFK up and knock him down the hill :)

i divide by zero causing the implosion of the universe and its recreation with the only difference that now the hill is under my possession

I run you over with my ride on lawn mower and take the hill!

I forge a certificate of the possession of the hill. While everyone is discussing about the authenticity of the document i run up the hill, build a nuclear bunker, close myself in it and regain control

I convince stan lee to create a new superhero, stronger than all the others and under my command. With his help i destroy all of spurgeonryan's defenses and reclaim the hill with him as my bodyguard