well my avy's are awesome, so try making statements

A land tortoise, less is more.

             Something of this nature hmm?

"And if no one actually gives two squirt(le)s about my posts and avys, well I'm just being delusional again and you can ignore this thread."
I liked this pun. I'm not gonna participate, but have fun tads

I say you shock the community and test the mods and have an almost naked hotty as your avy. Preferably one representing yourself as an ASSMAN.

Even when you weren't parodying other users and stuff, you've had some pretty amazing avatars. They change so frequently, it's just hard to keep up with them. I can't really give you any advice. Just find the avatar that fits your mood (Mine is a semi out of shape, over confident, overly respected, semi stupid, wanna be lady's man, authority figure) and roll with it. You'll know when you find the right one. You'll know.