Public urination is all I can think of.

on my wishlist, assaulting and severely beating spammers in their sleep.

I did a lot of crimes which were legal.

Shoplifted many, many packs of Pokemon cards back in 1999-2000.

Stole school lunches most of the year my sophomore year of high school (2001).

Lots of software (movies and TV shows + Adobe CS4 Suite) piracy.

+ the usual traffic offenses.

...?

I think I was caught by a cop tresspassing... is that bad? XD I think thats it... (Or is it?!?!?!)

While I don't do anything illegal anymore I have done:

Buying and selling Pot
Buying alcohol for minors and buying alcohol as a minor
Other user reminded me of public urination
Scratched a few cars with my door and told nobody
Backed into a car and screwed up its bumper and drove off
Walked out of stores with items accidentally and didn't go back in a pay for it
Shot a cardinal(bird not priest)
Used to pirate a lot of stuff: Games, movies, music, porn
Drunk and stoned driving
Borrowed Top Gun for the NES from a "friend" and never gave it back
Put a Gears of War 3 sticker on my PS3 slim
Smoked Incense after it was outlawed in my state(artificial pot you could buy at gas stations)
Cop put his lights on for me speeding and had to turn around so I took off and hid in a neighborhood
Kept an undersized Red Snapper and other various fish
Cleaned a tuna on a boat offshore and grilled it and made sushi (It's illegal because you can't tell if the fish is legal)
Went hunting with lead shotgun shells in a state park where steel ones are required


I think that's it.

Geez! O_O

Well it is mostly petty crimes and I'm not the same person I used to be.  I did have fun though.

as an american i'm gonna plead the 5th :P

I once played the uncut version of L4D2 in Australia. I like to think I'm pretty gangsta.

Public urination
Piracy
Having an opened bottle of spirits in a liquor ban area (was in my backpack, but still technically illegal)