Yes, what kind of question is that?

Have you ever laughed so hard you shit yourself?

No but I wish that I did so I could have used it here.

Have you ever had a two game back to back total k/d of 60-1 on either Black Ops or MW2 in FFA?

No, I haven't had two consecutive games that good. I've definitely gone 30-1 (but not flawless) before in FFA but not two games in a row.

Have you ever beaten a #2 ranked player in the world at an online game?

No.
Have you ever played so long through the night that you slept less than 4 hours before going to work/school?

No. The school/work part disqualifies me from answering yes.

Have you ever been less than 10 ft. away from a Rattlesnake in the wild?

Just a side note. Go and try playing some Black Ops now, it's so easy. I think most, if not all of the decent players have abandoned it for MW3.

No, I think I'd shit in my pants :)

Have you ever been under the best 1,000 players in any online ranking?

Yes. I was ranked 42 worldwide on Guitar Hero: Van Halen.

Have you ever laughed your ass off in an inappropiate context?

Sure,a couple of times.
Have you ever benched more than 220 lbs. at the gym?

Yes, couple days ago, when a collegue from work told that his girlfriend's mom has "that disease, when you can't rembember things, how's it called again? - Right, alzheimer!"...

Have you ever masturbated at work or at school?

Fuck yes. Actually in many public places including while driving.

Have you ever been hit in the face by a girl....hard?