No


Have you ever had a bird poo on you?

Of course, but it's been a while.

Have you ever had a 13 yr. old answer all of your manly questions in the have you ever thread?

Nope, there are no other really active 13 year olds.

Have you ever wondered why people ask such odd questions?

Yes


Have you ever created a vg chartz profile named NintendoPie? :)

Yes, of course.

Have you ever talked to Ninpie on his wall/by post conversations?

Yes. Kinda


Have you ever struggled to think of an amusing question to ask in a thread?

Yes, I'm done after this one.

Have you ever heard of the Soriku/NinPie Conspiracy?

No, but sounds interesting.

Have you ever been to the top of both the CN Tower (Toronto, Canada) and the Sky Tower (Auckland, NZ)?

What a lame question. Been to the obsevation deck of the CN Tower, but never Australia.

Have you ever jumped off a plane doing a backflip?

Can't say I have.

When cutting your toe nails, have you ever taken the biggest toe nail clipping, held it between your thumb and index finger, and bent it repeatedly?