No. But not because I'm not capable. I usually just punish my closest friends and family with my lethal rotten clam farts.

Have you ever noticed when you go to pass someone on the highway that they usually speed up until you pull about even with them? I doubt they are all jerking off too.

I haven't really noticed it. There's a slight effect where they speed up when they notice their slower speed, but it's not very universal.

Have you ever wanted to be a magical girl?

No, I'm not a girl... -_-

Have you ever had a collapsed lung?

Nope... how do you even get something like that ;P (btw Magical Girls are awesome ;P)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have an unlimited amount of money? (Not being rich, but really having an UNLIMITED amount)

No.

Have you ever sniffed a pair of panties?

No lol.

Have you ever gone really far to somebody's house only to find out they were coming to yours?

nope.

ever hit on another user here?

No.

Ever hit a charging dog in the face with a basketball?

Damn, stelf missed my post by a few minutes.

Well if I ever decided to watch that, I'd already be brain dead so why not.

Have you ever sat out to watch a meteor shower?