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Jay520 said:
As the title implies, I will be fighting a fat guy in three days (Saturday). Don't try to talk me out of it, it's definitely happening. I have to fight him for my honor.

So, here's some facts. The guy is about my height, maybe an inch taller, and he's like one-hundred pounds heavier than me. I'm pretty sure he has bad cardio, he doesn't do sports or anything besides lifting weights. He does play basketball occasionally, so he at least can last a few minutes before being exhausted.

I, on the other, run track and in much better shape and I'm pretty sure I'm faster. Other than the occasional push-up/sit-up/pull-up etc session, I don't do much muscular training so he probably has a muscular advantage.

So, do you guys have any advice on how to approach this guy? I was think I would start off dancing around him, throwing a few jabs, not really trying anything. This is just to get him tired because I know I can last longer than him. After that, I go in for actual punches. I'm not going to stay in his distance too long though because he could use his superior strength to grapple with me. After he's really tired, then I'll go in for the power punches and hopefully end the fight right there. What do you guys think about this strategy?

Anyone know a weak spot for fat guys? Of course, you go for the face, but I don't wanna get too predictable. I was thinking about striking his solar plexus to confuse him before going with the face shots. Any more weak spots?

For the next three days, I'll be eating a lot of protein and watching some UFC so I can tone my mind/body for the intesities. Anyone have any dietary advice?

Any more advice? I'll check back here Saturday to let you know how the fight went.

Thanks


1 question is he fat and fluffy or fat-BIG?? there is A LOT of difference there.   As you put it, it is the second case, because he goes to the gym, and might have a good cardio.    If he doesnt do much of aerobic exercise, dont under-estimate him, because if he grabs and to hits you, is game over, unless you have and outstanding endurance recieving punches in the face.

In 3 days you CANT have an overwhelming upgrade in your physical performance; but you can learn some fighting mover acording to your abilities.    If you have a friend that practices martial arts/boxing, i recommend to go talk to him so he can teach you some stuff.    Many of us can tell you  different things, punches, techniques, but you NEED to see them, practice them, and have feedback if it right or wrong; just having a manual wont do the trick here, so follow my advice.



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Is it allowed to use FATALITIES???

Serious now... I see no difference between beat fat or not fat guy... I always beat strong and centered in the face until he passed out guy without giving the guy a chance to fight back.

Well... I'm thin but I have a lot of power in my hands and generally do not feel pain when I'm concentrating.



You should make him wait there, as you don't show up. That'ss teach him!!!!



NiKKoM said:
Jay520 said:
NiKKoM said:

blurp/.


I kinda already knew deep down that it would be hard to keep my distance. what's the best method for getting him down. Going for the legs? The waist? Going for a sweep? Pull him towards me, get out the way and extend my leg in front of him?

Oh and I know he's slow. I've seen him run. I don't know if his punches are slow though. We'll see.

well this sounds bad, but you have to wait untill he makes his move.. you'll have to catch his attack and use his velocity and kinetic energy to extend his movement making him to go faster then he wanted making it easier for you to trip him..
I don't think you can outmatch him in a straight fist fight so by using his kinetic movement you'll get the upper hand.

Ow yeah when you punch keep your fist in a straight line, don't let your index and middle finger stick out.. don't throw a punch with your elbow completly straight.. there has to be a small bend in it and retract fast after you hit your target.. many people punch wrong and only hurt themself..



I think I know what you mean about the kinetic energy thing. I used that to trip my brother when we were wrestling and he has a huge weight advantage also.

I somehow knew about the elbow thing. I don't know how though. Maybe I was on wikihow or something. I dunno.

Thanks for the advice though.

You're both idiots.



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Rath said:
You're both idiots.


How so?

Jay520 said:
Rath said:
You're both idiots.


How so?

You for going into a fight with a fat guy.

Him for getting into a fight with my homeboy. (Yeahhhh... that didn't work out too well...)



Jay520 said:
pslee said:

big weight difference. 100lb is a lot in fighting. your punches will not be very significant to his body since he weighs alot more than you. what i recommend is you need to kick, not punch. go for his legs and do leg kicks. kick his leg and pull out, and do that multiple times to make him feel pain on his legs. you should not go f or his body. dont hit his neck or face, unless it is really necessary since he can counter you because arms are shorter than legs. you should watch out for a take down. he can charge you hard and slam you on the ground and god know what he will do. he can kick your face or throw punches here and there and you are done due to the size difference. street fight can be very different from UFC. use your elbow too if you can. 



After kicking his legs long enough, how do I finish the fight? Will I have to get him down, or will the leg pain make him yield?


If he lifts weight most probably he will have  concrete columns as legs (I know, because I have concrete columns XD), so kicking them is not a good idea.  Also if you have NO experience in martial arts, I dont recommend you to kick, because kicks are way to slow for someone who doesnt practice them.   Punches are always fast attacks so it doesnt matter previous experience.   If you are going to use kicks the must be fast, accurate, and most importantly STRONG;  ONE kick can end any fight if you know how to properly do them.  YOU NEED A TEACHER!!!  dont waste your time here, and go to someone you know that practice somekind of fighting sport.



Jay520 said:
Rath said:
You're both idiots.


How so?


Organising a fight because you called him fat?

That's not about honour, it's just stupid.



Jay520 said:
NiKKoM said:
Jay520 said:
NiKKoM said:

blurp/.


I kinda already knew deep down that it would be hard to keep my distance. what's the best method for getting him down. Going for the legs? The waist? Going for a sweep? Pull him towards me, get out the way and extend my leg in front of him?

Oh and I know he's slow. I've seen him run. I don't know if his punches are slow though. We'll see.

well this sounds bad, but you have to wait untill he makes his move.. you'll have to catch his attack and use his velocity and kinetic energy to extend his movement making him to go faster then he wanted making it easier for you to trip him..
I don't think you can outmatch him in a straight fist fight so by using his kinetic movement you'll get the upper hand.

Ow yeah when you punch keep your fist in a straight line, don't let your index and middle finger stick out.. don't throw a punch with your elbow completly straight.. there has to be a small bend in it and retract fast after you hit your target.. many people punch wrong and only hurt themself..



I think I know what you mean about the kinetic energy thing. I used that to trip my brother when we were wrestling and he has a huge weight advantage also.

I somehow knew about the elbow thing. I don't know how though. Maybe I was on wikihow or something. I dunno.

Thanks for the advice though.


I think he was refering to Judo, and not wrestling; really man you need a teacher; because if not you will be screwed.