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Jay520 on 21 March 2012
Rath said:
Jay520 said:
@ Chocoloco Alright dude, I don't know where I'm going to get the money to buy all that alcohol, but I'll figure something out. LOL. I won't dissapoint you VGChartz.


I really, really hope you're not seriously going to get drunk first.

Alcohol is a depressant, it slows down your reaction speeds and reduces your co-ordination. Fighting drunk is a terrible idea.

 

My advice: Man up and apologize.



I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase 'man up'.

And it's a well-known fact that alcohol hinders your senses. This means that I'll be able to absorb powerful blows without being affected much. I wouldn't worry too much about reaction speed, as I'm going to be pro-active not re-active. As for the loss of coordination, I'll be training to stay coordinated while drunk over the next few days.

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Jay520 on 21 March 2012
insomniac17 said:
Jay520 said:
@Pony-lover17 No way man! If you're not going to put forth the effort to change your avatar, then I'm not going to waste my brain space to learn how to block them. Nor will I ignore it. As a man, I feel it is my duty to acknowledge and scorn any other man who is fascinated by ponies. Every time you post in my thread, you make me more and more bit irritated because you're girlying my thread up.

Gosh you are making me so angry! If I ever see you in the street, you better believe I would demolish your face RELENTLESSLY!

I'm sorry you feel that way. You have options before you to solve the problem, should you choose to use them. I am also confused why you are irritated because I posted offering advice with a pony avatar. It is nothing to get worked up over.

Though I must say, if you ever see me in the street, you won't realize that it is actually me. So I'm afraid that your threat does not change my desire to continue to use my current avatar. I am also comforted by this thread itself, which tells me you do not know how to fight well. Even if you did recognize me, I do not believe I would be in danger of having my face demolished.

However, because my presence irritates you, I'll go ahead and leave it at that. You can accept my advice if you wish, or continue to ignore it. I also hope that the fight is not needed, but if you carry through with it, best of luck to you .



As long as you're leaving, I will not harm you. I forgive you since you realize that you do not want me as an enemy.

Jay520 on 21 March 2012
Mummelmann said:
As someone with at least some degree of knowledge in these things; this sounds like a bad idea. A very bad one. You're the same height, which yields no advantage for you in reach, he weighs 100 pounds more, that is a huge difference. 20 pounds is a big difference! He's stronger than you as well? Not good. Strength doesn't make you throw harder punches but it sure helps on the ground, and this combined with his weight would imply that he can quite easily destroy you.
Track experience and stamina won't matter here, he won't try to remain standing, he'll bullrush you in attempts to get you on the ground and will likely succeed. As soon as you hit the ground, this fight is over.

If you insist on doing this, which I heavily advice against, go for the legs. Low kicks to the legs will shock and disable and he'll likely have his balance and center of gravity way too high like most inexperienced people in a fight. Use your shins and not your feet, aim for the thighs, kicking the knees can cause severe and lasting injury, as can kicking with your feet (half your knuckles and bones are in your feet...). Hopefully, after recieveing enough pain to the thighs, he'll simply give up and limp away.

I repeat though; this sounds like a bad idea, if I were a betting man, I'd give this match despicable odds for you. And, as you grow up, you'll learn that real men settle their differences in other ways anyway.

No matter what happens though, best of luck to you!


You will eat lots and lots of crow come Saturday. Better believe that!

NintendoPie on 22 March 2012

I hate how I aided this thread in getting over 20 pages.



deskpro2k3 on 22 March 2012

what is this high school fight?

don't allow him to grab hold of you.
if you land a punch don't stop swinging.
if he is a bully just go for the balls.

or just go ninja and surprise attack.



good luck. i'll be waiting for the results.



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Rath on 22 March 2012
Jay520 said:
Rath said:
Jay520 said:
@ Chocoloco Alright dude, I don't know where I'm going to get the money to buy all that alcohol, but I'll figure something out. LOL. I won't dissapoint you VGChartz.


I really, really hope you're not seriously going to get drunk first.

Alcohol is a depressant, it slows down your reaction speeds and reduces your co-ordination. Fighting drunk is a terrible idea.

 

My advice: Man up and apologize.


I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase 'man up'.

And it's a well-known fact that alcohol hinders your senses. This means that I'll be able to absorb powerful blows without being affected much. I wouldn't worry too much about reaction speed, as I'm going to be pro-active not re-active. As for the loss of coordination, I'll be training to stay coordinated while drunk over the next few days.


You're either joking or stupid. I can't decide which.



chocoloco on 22 March 2012

This kid can win, I cannot believe the people that would discourage this guy from wanting to achieve. He clearly has the mind set to succeed.



Mummelmann on 22 March 2012
Rath said:
Jay520 said:
Rath said:
Jay520 said:
@ Chocoloco Alright dude, I don't know where I'm going to get the money to buy all that alcohol, but I'll figure something out. LOL. I won't dissapoint you VGChartz.


I really, really hope you're not seriously going to get drunk first.

Alcohol is a depressant, it slows down your reaction speeds and reduces your co-ordination. Fighting drunk is a terrible idea.

 

My advice: Man up and apologize.


I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase 'man up'.

And it's a well-known fact that alcohol hinders your senses. This means that I'll be able to absorb powerful blows without being affected much. I wouldn't worry too much about reaction speed, as I'm going to be pro-active not re-active. As for the loss of coordination, I'll be training to stay coordinated while drunk over the next few days.


You're either joking or stupid. I can't decide which.


Judging by the fact that he also believes that your benchpress directly affects your prowess in combat (Hint; it doesn't.), I concur with this post.



toadslayer72 on 22 March 2012

Wow, I can't believe all of this technical advice, as if you are going to learn the subtleties of how to throw some kicks in a couple of days. I'd disregard all of that shit dude. And DON'T be afraid if this dude gets a hold of you. Last thing you need running through your mind at that moment is, "Oh shit, what now?". Being an athlete gives you a big advantage and if you are good on your feet, then work some angles, it's all about angles. You average fat American dude is not going to be nice on his feet so if you can dip side to side with some quickness then that's a plus. I wouldn't try to game plan too much because in a fight, you just don't know what's going to happen. Fat boy might be nice with his hands and put you on your ass quickly....you got a plan for that? Anyway, good luck bro and make sure that there is no lingering beef afterwards no matter who wins. Actually, are you sure this dude can handle having his ass beat by someone who weights 100lbs. less than him? I'm sure you are familiar with what happens when dudes can't handle having their asses kicked, you'll be up on here asking how to handle 3 or 4 guys at a time next.



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kain_kusanagi on 22 March 2012
Jay520 said:
insomniac17 said:

You mentioned that you are fighting for your honor, and that this started when he called you and asshole. And you said to try and not talk you out of it... but, regardless of what insults were thrown, you shouldn't fight. You shouldn't have insulted him back, and you should have ignored his first insult. But it escalated, and got so bad to where you feel you need to fight to solve the problem.

Why not apologize first? Sure, your classmates might look down on that, but once you're done with grade school, nobody cares. It will not make you any less of a person to apologize for insulting this guy's weight. What others think of you for backing out of a fight and apologizing instead does not matter. I will say that I don't know the full situation; where you live, what it's like there, etc, but at the very least, don't put yourself into a position where you need to fight again. They are not a good solution to a problem like this.

I can't condone a fight for something like this, but if you're going to do it anyway... watch this video. It shows you how to punch without breaking your hand, and to actually do something. My masters liked to say spin + speed = power... and, that's true. This is how I learned to punch, and it works. Never leave your arm out there after you punch to give him an opportunity to grab you. Keep moving. Don't go for flashy; stick to the basics. Remember that your footwork is incredibly important. If you try to throw a punch and your feet are all over the place, it will be easy to get knocked to the ground.


I'm really not sure if I can take fight advice, or any advice for that manner, from someone with a...My Little Pony avatar...

So yeah, I ignored your post when I saw the avatar. You probably said some sissy nonsense like 'dont fight' or 'apologize' or some other wimpy crap like that.

Grow up, don't fight, and be the better man. You're acting like a child. Real men don't solve problems with fists unless forced. You are not being forced. It's not about backing down, it's not about honor, it's about being smart. Only idiots choose to fight over trivial crap.

Don't fight. Say you won't fight him because it's stupid. Point out how dumb it is to fight over insults. Let him look like the fool for wanting to fight, because anyone who thinks it's cool to fight really is. Nobody likes bullies so let him look like a bully, but don't play his game. Refuse to participate in such childish actions. If he pushes you just back away. Dodge him and back away. Show everyone that you stand by your principles and won't fight him for such a stupid reason. It will make him look as stupid as you would be if you actively participate in the fight.

Seriously, don't choose to fight someone over an insult. It really is stupid. Grow up and be the better man. You'll get respect that. The only respect you'll get for fighting would come from the thugs you shouldn't want respect from.

You seriously need to reassess your priorities if you think you are somehow honor bound to fight over an insult.