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insomniac17 said:

You mentioned that you are fighting for your honor, and that this started when he called you and asshole. And you said to try and not talk you out of it... but, regardless of what insults were thrown, you shouldn't fight. You shouldn't have insulted him back, and you should have ignored his first insult. But it escalated, and got so bad to where you feel you need to fight to solve the problem.

Why not apologize first? Sure, your classmates might look down on that, but once you're done with grade school, nobody cares. It will not make you any less of a person to apologize for insulting this guy's weight. What others think of you for backing out of a fight and apologizing instead does not matter. I will say that I don't know the full situation; where you live, what it's like there, etc, but at the very least, don't put yourself into a position where you need to fight again. They are not a good solution to a problem like this.

I can't condone a fight for something like this, but if you're going to do it anyway... watch this video. It shows you how to punch without breaking your hand, and to actually do something. My masters liked to say spin + speed = power... and, that's true. This is how I learned to punch, and it works. Never leave your arm out there after you punch to give him an opportunity to grab you. Keep moving. Don't go for flashy; stick to the basics. Remember that your footwork is incredibly important. If you try to throw a punch and your feet are all over the place, it will be easy to get knocked to the ground.



I'm really not sure if I can take fight advice, or any advice for that manner, from someone with a...My Little Pony avatar...

So yeah, I ignored your post when I saw the avatar. You probably said some sissy nonsense like 'dont fight' or 'apologize' or some other wimpy crap like that.

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Jay520 said:
chocoloco said:

It is a shame you have not fought before otherwise you would know if you are a better ground or standing fighter. Since he is fat, the obvious choice is your stand up game, next comes style.

I recommend the always faithful drunken monkey style. Literally get trashed and go for his face. When his puddgy self hits you, you will feel nothing due to being a dunken monk. Practice makes perfect so get drunk every night until the match and pick fights with progressively bigger and bigger fat dudes each day. By Saturday, you will be well trained in street fighting and be ready to beat all the heavy weight out of shape fat guys of the world. Trust me I have never lost a fight!



Hmmm... I don't know... This advice seems fishy. How many fights have you been in?

More than I can remember. I trained under master drunk street fighter Kimbo slice.



If you REALLY have to fight, first thing you have to do is get wrist control. When you have wrist control he won't be able to do anything. The next step, very important, is to pull out your gun. Once you have done that, then you win the fight.



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

NintendoPie said:
superchunk said:
NintendoPie said:

Gradius? Also called the Konami Code.

ok, so that's the first game and one of its common names.... but that's not good enough. I want WHY it was inserted and by WHOM.

Interesting fact, its also called the Contra Code as Contra was more popular than gradius and people mistakenly thought it started there. But it did start with Gradius and now I need the other two parts.... c'mon you're a smart kid, you can find it. Better hurry tho as Jay is trying to get you banned for it.

Kazuhisa Hashimoto? He found it too difficult. 

You may now pass to the next level.



Jay520 said:

I'm really not sure if I can take fight advice, or any advice for that manner, from someone with a...My Little Pony avatar...

You don't have to take the advice if you don't want. I do have a black belt in Taekwondo, so I am not completely ignorant of fighting techniques. I stand by what I said, and I would hope that you at least consider what I have to say, rather than disregarding it because my avatar is a pony.

EDIT: I quoted before your edit. Read the post. The first part is me telling you off because fighting is stupid. The last paragraph is my advice if you do fight.

EDIT 2: And actually, my opinions on fighting were set before I'd heard of the new MLP show. I got them from becoming a black belt. Above all, self control, avoiding fights, and only using what you learn for self defense is taught.



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insomniac17 said:
Jay520 said:

I'm really not sure if I can take fight advice, or any advice for that manner, from someone with a...My Little Pony avatar...

You don't have to take the advice if you don't want. I do have a black belt in Taekwondo, so I am not completely ignorant of fighting techniques. I stand by what I said, and I would hope that you at least consider what I have to say, rather than disregarding it because my avatar is a pony.

EDIT: I quoted before your edit. Read the post. The first part is me telling you off because fighting is stupid. The last paragraph is my advice if you do fight.

EDIT 2: And actually, my opinions on fighting were set before I'd heard of the new MLP show. I got them from becoming a black belt. Above all, self control, avoiding fights, and only using what you learn for self defense is taught.



I want to listen to you but...dat avatar. It completely erases all of your credability with fighting.

chocoloco said:
Jay520 said:
chocoloco said:

It is a shame you have not fought before otherwise you would know if you are a better ground or standing fighter. Since he is fat, the obvious choice is your stand up game, next comes style.

I recommend the always faithful drunken monkey style. Literally get trashed and go for his face. When his puddgy self hits you, you will feel nothing due to being a dunken monk. Practice makes perfect so get drunk every night until the match and pick fights with progressively bigger and bigger fat dudes each day. By Saturday, you will be well trained in street fighting and be ready to beat all the heavy weight out of shape fat guys of the world. Trust me I have never lost a fight!



Hmmm... I don't know... This advice seems fishy. How many fights have you been in?

More than I can remember. I trained under master drunk street fighter Kimbo slice.



Okay, this seems legit. What's the ideal alcoholic beverage?

Jay520 said:

I want to listen to you but...dat avatar. It completely erases all of your credability with fighting.

How does it do that? Sure, the show is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Sure it doesn't promote fighting. I also like the Resistance series and Left 4 Dead, where you murder all sorts of gruesome things.

Or, better yet, what if I play this game?



superchunk said:
NintendoPie said:

Kazuhisa Hashimoto? He found it too difficult. 

You may now pass to the next level.

Yaayyy! Thanks! ^_^



insomniac17 said:
Jay520 said:

I want to listen to you but...dat avatar. It completely erases all of your credability with fighting.

How does it do that? Sure, the show is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Sure it doesn't promote fighting. I also like the Resistance series and Left 4 Dead, where you murder all sorts of gruesome things.

Or, better yet, what if I play this game?



It's a well known fact that ponies are only liked by girls and girly men. I don't care if your the manliest man on the planet. As long as you have that avatar, I cannot respect you.