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NintendoPie on 21 March 2012
Jay520 said:
NintendoPie said:

Of course! That is if you want no help from that right-hand man! XD


I always knew there was some reason why I hated you and now you've just exposed it.

I would help you with anything except war... and other things that are NSFW. Other than that I wouldn't mind helping!



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TrevDaRev on 21 March 2012

Everybody has a strategy until they get punched in the face. Take them words on board, don't get into the frame of mind where you think you've got the whole fight planned out in your head. Expect the unexpected, expect him to last longer than you thought he would, expect him to be quicker than you thought he would, expect him to take a punch better than you thought he would. Lastly, believe in yourself without being over confident.



Jay520 on 21 March 2012
M.U.G.E.N said:
Jay520 said:
NintendoPie said:
Jay520 said:
Rath said:
You're both idiots.


How so?

You for going into a fight with a fat guy.

Him for getting into a fight with my homeboy. (Yeahhhh... that didn't work out too well...)


Oh cool. You sound like a loyal companion. I know if I had to go into war, I'd take NintendoPie as my right-hand man.


your funeral

:P



Yeah, I see NP would be a bad choice. Out of everyone in this thread, I think you or Bouzane would be the best fighter to go to war with. You both seem to know your stuff.

Heavenly_King on 21 March 2012
Jay520 said:
Heavenly_King said:
Jay520 said:
pslee said:

big weight difference. 100lb is a lot in fighting. your punches will not be very significant to his body since he weighs alot more than you. what i recommend is you need to kick, not punch. go for his legs and do leg kicks. kick his leg and pull out, and do that multiple times to make him feel pain on his legs. you should not go f or his body. dont hit his neck or face, unless it is really necessary since he can counter you because arms are shorter than legs. you should watch out for a take down. he can charge you hard and slam you on the ground and god know what he will do. he can kick your face or throw punches here and there and you are done due to the size difference. street fight can be very different from UFC. use your elbow too if you can. 


After kicking his legs long enough, how do I finish the fight? Will I have to get him down, or will the leg pain make him yield?


If he lifts weight most probably he will have  concrete columns as legs (I know, because I have concrete columns XD), so kicking them is not a good idea.  Also if you have NO experience in martial arts, I dont recommend you to kick, because kicks are way to slow for someone who doesnt practice them.   Punches are always fast attacks so it doesnt matter previous experience.   If you are going to use kicks the must be fast, accurate, and most importantly STRONG;  ONE kick can end any fight if you know how to properly do them.  YOU NEED A TEACHER!!!  dont waste your time here, and go to someone you know that practice somekind of fighting sport.


Trust me, his legs are not concrete columns. His legs are probably smaller than mine. I wouldn't worry about him having strong legs, LOL.

hmmm.. You say no kicks and other say use kicks. I guess I'll practise them today and see if I'm comfortable with them.

if he has slim legs, then you can kick ONLY his legs, because if you hit somewhere else and slow, he can grab you and kick you in the nuts.....literaly

My only advice is this.   You must have a vital space delimitation, so that if he crosses it , you must step back or begin your attack.   If he is heavier than you, he will want to get close in order to have advantage; and most probably taking you to the ground with his weight, in order to punch you till he tires.

I can only give basic 101 fighting, because I dont know your experience nor your abilities.   If you want techniques or "special attacks" I recommend you to go talk someone with experience.

Also in order to prepare for the fight you will need to do some training. It consists mostly in aerobic excerise, because you need make good use of your advantages.    everyday, BUT NOT the day of the fight, Run 2-5K (depending on your cardio or muscular pain), do some pushups with your weight make 200 repetitions on the floor (obviously not in a row lol, take your time); and work your abs man, 200-300 min, in case he hits you.    If he has weak legs, if he is slow, and has no cardio, you can do this and KICK HIS BUTT!!!

In resume, have a good training, so your muscles prepare for the activity; and have a vital delimitation zone, to prevent grabs.    Once you punch or kick, you must take out your limb, because if you leave it he will probably grab you.



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bouzane on 21 March 2012
Jay520 said:
Heavenly_King said:
Jay520 said:
pslee said:

big weight difference. 100lb is a lot in fighting. your punches will not be very significant to his body since he weighs alot more than you. what i recommend is you need to kick, not punch. go for his legs and do leg kicks. kick his leg and pull out, and do that multiple times to make him feel pain on his legs. you should not go f or his body. dont hit his neck or face, unless it is really necessary since he can counter you because arms are shorter than legs. you should watch out for a take down. he can charge you hard and slam you on the ground and god know what he will do. he can kick your face or throw punches here and there and you are done due to the size difference. street fight can be very different from UFC. use your elbow too if you can. 


After kicking his legs long enough, how do I finish the fight? Will I have to get him down, or will the leg pain make him yield?


If he lifts weight most probably he will have  concrete columns as legs (I know, because I have concrete columns XD), so kicking them is not a good idea.  Also if you have NO experience in martial arts, I dont recommend you to kick, because kicks are way to slow for someone who doesnt practice them.   Punches are always fast attacks so it doesnt matter previous experience.   If you are going to use kicks the must be fast, accurate, and most importantly STRONG;  ONE kick can end any fight if you know how to properly do them.  YOU NEED A TEACHER!!!  dont waste your time here, and go to someone you know that practice somekind of fighting sport.


Trust me, his legs are not concrete columns. His legs are probably smaller than mine. I wouldn't worry about him having strong legs, LOL.

hmmm.. You say no kicks and other say use kicks. I guess I'll practise them today and see if I'm comfortable with them.


Trust me, you will not learn anything even remotely resembling a proper kick in such a short period of time.

Also, the pocket sand video is hilarious.



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Jay520 on 21 March 2012
TrevDaRev said:
Everybody has a strategy until they get punched in the face. Take them words on board, don't get into the frame of mind where you think you've got the whole fight planned out in your head. Expect the unexpected, expect him to last longer than you thought he would, expect him to be quicker than you thought he would, expect him to take a punch better than you thought he would. Lastly, believe in yourself without being over confident.


Excellent post. I think I'm going to print this off and post this on the refrigerator.

Heavenly_King on 21 March 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuTlM22wKrw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WtFclzN8iTg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OuduuFHNcI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79FT8bpL2pc&feature=related (just in case his friends gang on you)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs3viHqeV24&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHjXV5nxNtg&feature=related



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dallas on 21 March 2012

If your gonna fight Saturday, buy a roll of quarters or pennies if you're small, hold it tightly when punching, it will feel to him like brass knuckles. Another possibility is getting some steel toe boots and kicking him in the balls, but if you take that option, be sure not to kick him in the shin bc it can break his leg when you kick with steel toes. Personally, I'd go for something sneaky if I were you bc he's bigger... You need to be sneaky like the vc to get an advantage



Jay520 on 21 March 2012

Thanks for all the advice guys. I'm going to go practise some attacks and look at some videos now.



Heavenly_King on 21 March 2012
dallas said:
If your gonna fight Saturday, buy a roll of quarters or pennies if you're small, hold it tightly when punching, it will feel to him like brass knuckles. Another possibility is getting some steel toe boots and kicking him in the balls, but if you take that option, be sure not to kick him in the shin bc it can break his leg when you kick with steel toes. Personally, I'd go for something sneaky if I were you bc he's bigger... You need to be sneaky like the vc to get an advantage


Keys are better for that (unless you dont it to be that obvious) trololololol XD



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