True, he was the only starter I picked back then!

The person below me dislikes Squirtles. (You better not!!!!)

True, a lot of things has been in my nose.

The person below me is picking his nose.

True, but only after I read your comment because I was too lazy to come up with a funny false statement

The person below me is a forum god

False, I'm 1,82 m (don't know how much it is in feet or whatever it's measured in America), which is fine.

The person below is going to tell me his salary.

True, I should be doing work right now!

The user below me loves me.

Yeah, sure...why not?

The user below ist going to explain me the word "procrastinator"

False, looking for work and procrastinating a little.

The user below me does not know what iddqd is.

True, but now I think I know what procrastinating means...

The user below knows who's the guy on my avatar.

False, I know almost nothing about European football

The user below me likes getting calls from telemarketers.