Oh no, public masturbation will increase tenfold.

Ban pornography and alcohol and you may get back healthy family lives in the country.

While at it, they should also ban Television, Video Games, Guns and Computers and we can all go back to the jolly good pre-19th century days of good old family gatherings

You could always just be Amish.

I would, but they have those weird clothes...

I say good idea. In the ideal world, everything is banned and nothing is allowed. People should be punished for everything all the time and for all eternity.

It would be funny if it weren't so incredibly harmful... but Rick Santorum is NOT a conservative. He is a big-government Evangelical. He's literally running to be Pastor-in-Chief. He all but comes out and says it. Actions speak louder than words.

See, I'm a very conservative person. Pro-life, anti gun control, pro traditional marriage, etc. And being of that conservative philosophy is something that about half of all Americans share, possibly more. But the DIFFERENCE between Santorum and myself is that I don't believe in pushing my beliefs and values onto other people through force and intimidation...which is all a government can do. Government has nothing, and so it can give nothing. All it can do is take from some something from someone else through force and give it others.

Is gay marriage acceptable? No, not in my judgement. So, what does that mean for government? Well, the answer is in the question. Government should have nothing to do with marriage except to enforce legal contracts between two people in a court. Should gays be able to marry? Well, I don't think so, but they should be allowed to anyway, because I nor anyone else has a right to tell someone else what they can and cannot do in their personal lives.

The Golden Rule: Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you. It is literally amazing how much that rule applies to nearly every issue/ debate.

I can't wait until the day that they find Santorum's stash of gay porn.

You two are on to something here. Hmm... 

I need porn to function. Plus this Rick Santorum is an idiot.