1: Your "winky" goes limp during sex, and you say; "Sorry hon, out of sync!"

2: Your buddy asks you whether you subscribe to the Washington Tribune, and you answer; "No, I thought the other Morrowind expansion was better."

3: Your dad tells you he did a hat trick, and you ask with which hat.

4: You end up in a brawl and are knocked unconcious because you got distracted trying to locate your opponents HP bar.

5: Your address book contains only IRC addresses.

6: Your wife and kids are stuck inside your burning home and you dash to the office to rescue the harddrive.

7: You're shocked to find out upon aquiring your driver's license that cars don't handle like Trackmania United.

8: You think George Bush is the end-boss in the upcoming ID software title.

9: You punch your mother for XP.

10: Your best pickup line is; "Oh sweet DDR 3, I could RAM you Ethernet all night!" 

wow. that was so unfunny I almost downloaded some throw-up in my mouth.

So do you do all those things?

lame

Your so beautiful your graphics rival those of doom 3!

11. You have over 100 posts on VGChartz... ahem.

...

and yeah, that was truly lame.

 lol

 ...but, of course, you can only say this if your girlfriend happens to have very, very dark skin.

C://
C://Dos
C://Dos/Run
Run://Dos/Run

If they laugh at that, that's how you tell if people are geeks.