1: Your "winky" goes limp during sex, and you say; "Sorry hon, out of sync!"
2: Your buddy asks you whether you subscribe to the Washington Tribune, and you answer; "No, I thought the other Morrowind expansion was better."
3: Your dad tells you he did a hat trick, and you ask with which hat.
4: You end up in a brawl and are knocked unconcious because you got distracted trying to locate your opponents HP bar.
5: Your address book contains only IRC addresses.
6: Your wife and kids are stuck inside your burning home and you dash to the office to rescue the harddrive.
7: You're shocked to find out upon aquiring your driver's license that cars don't handle like Trackmania United.
8: You think George Bush is the end-boss in the upcoming ID software title.
9: You punch your mother for XP.
10: Your best pickup line is; "Oh sweet DDR 3, I could RAM you Ethernet all night!"
