My xbox and my Wii broke. Funny story, I got a new HDtv, came home, get it all set up, I turn on my xbox, and my heart sinks. Before me are three red lights screaming "DOOM, WE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL". I yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I think I yelled it more then once. Then my dog dies. We can assume that video games did it.
So, right after my dog died, my friend comes over to mourn with me. We decided to play some DKCR. But what happens when I turn on my Wii and try to boot up the game? DISK READ ERROR. I thought maybe it was just a one time thing. DISK READ ERROR. So I thought it might just be the game. DISK READ ERROR. I thought two of my games might not work so I tried a third. DISK READ ERROR. I tried my friends game that he brought over. DISK READ ERROR. At this point there was no denying it. My Wii was doomed. So I yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", and proceeded to blame my friend for breaking it.
So what lesson can we learn here? Video games are evil. EVIL. They lead to death and betrayal.
