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People die all the time and this is just coincidental. Every time Robin Van Persie or one of the other prolific EPL strikers scores people die all the time, including famous people. Coincidence.



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He has a death note of his foot!



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menx64 said:
He has a death note of his foot!


Wish I could borrow it just for a day.



At least there were all evil people. I say let him keep scoring.



superchunk said:
At least there were all evil people. I say let him keep scoring.

ALL evil people? Come on... Gadaffi wasn't THAT bad.



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Keep going, next one might be Bieber or Lady Gaga!



Good thing he choose soccer over basketball



ǝןdɯıs ʇı dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝʞıן ı ʍouʞ noʎ 

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every time man-bear-pig creates a thread hundreds of children starve



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

Did you see his performance against Milan on Wednesday? I don't think the famous should be too worried