Aaah, classic! xD

House just returned from fishing in a toilet for his vicodin.

"Hi, how are you? My name is Gregory House M.D. No silly it does not stand for Major Dick! Actually I do not know what it stands for? Give me your doctors robe please.

:Nameless Doctor:

Why should I mate? I have worn this robe since my pre-med days at Hopkins.

:Gregory House M.D:  If you do not I will tell this kid, how you botched his surgery on his leg.

:Curly haired kid: What?

:Gregory House M.D: Shut up! You have  a tumor in your eyeball, and if we do not cut it out it will form a blood clot that will travel down your cerebral cortex, through your medula oblongata, trickly down through you Jugular vein, past your heart where it will shoot straight to your leg, and then we will have to amputate it.

:Nameless Doctor: You Fuck!

:Gregory House M.D.: If you just would have given me your robe then I would not have had to say that. But now that you have wasted my time and last bit of patience I will just forget about the robe and go do life saving surgery on someone that will no doubt come out alive because I almost never fail.

Epic Fail

Oh...Sorry Padib, was this supposed to be funny?

Dr. Howser! Is that a hickey on your neck? And why are you using the sucction pump on a patient with a broken leg? You haven't been administering your controversial 'Third leg massage' therapy again, have you?