Sometimes it is not about if you are an old or a new guy, as you may have noticed even some old users also fall for this thread. Some people post for the sake of posting, if one reads through the thread you'd realice what is all that about. 

You may be right, and this could be very well stealth trolling, but if you check his post explaining the reasons behind each point (first time I've seen there is an explication of the thread) you'd see that there is a strong argument backing up the whole thing.

Maybe as you spend more time in the site you'll find a way to appreciate his humour.

4. COD will be terrible without a R2/L2. 

5. 3D is not a gimmick at all. You're living in the past dude. the 3D adds lot to the gameplay. Some levels in Super Mario 3D Land are unplayable with the 3D feature turned off.   

It's actually quite misleading and incorrect to say the Vita is technically inferior just because it has no 3D support (which isn't that popular on the 3DS anyway bar a few games). In fact it's quite the opposite. Vita is far more capable in the graphics department.

Cannot believe you missed the REAL number 1 reason.

1. People arent buying it.

4: Who cares when the thing cannot play a single PS3 game through remote play.
5: Erm... This isn't Microsoft we're dealing with here. Imagine all the hate they would get for imitating that aspect of the 3DS. (Although I can see what you mean)

Mind fuck!

It's like he's halfway between being serious and trolling, it's so confusing.

Can't believe the amount of people that took the bait though.

Shit, some of you guys are such complete idiots. I hope you're trolling.
I gotta stop reading this forum, I mean ffs.
Especially the responses here to the 1st reason in the OP. Dayam.

How dare you! Don't you know young Bill Gates invented the mouse, the GUI and Internet and Ballmer invented motion control, breakdance and suggested the theory of relativity to Einstein, and their plumber was the original Mario and was kidnapped by Nintendo?

Well, I can't believe Rol actually explained the thread and people STILL fall for it

Also, I really hate how people say the 3D is worthless on a small screen, yet perfectly fine on a PS3. That is old and critics seem to disagree.

morenoingrato said: Well, I can't believe Rol actually explained the thread and people STILL fall for it Also, I really hate how people say the 3D is worthless on a small screen, yet perfectly fine on a PS3. That is old and critics seem to disagree.

3D is worthless on any screen size.