I wont put a poll cause, its no point

When I was born.

/thread

Though i was a cesarian section, so i suppose technically not the immediate end of the thread

Granted, my answers to all these types of threads should be tied into VGC's infamous "Are you a virgin" thread <_>

17

My brother is a bit of a cunt and he was born when I was 2.

Ewww! Never.

14

You're not gonna believe this but I experienced vagina the day I was born! True story!! And it probably wasn't a day later that I experienced tits. Of course, I went on a 20 year dry spell soon after but, when I was 21, I was right back in the game. Do I regret not having sex at my sexual peak of 18? Not really. That was prime masturbating time. I wasn't gonna waste that batter on some awkward, potentially disappointing partner. No, I knew what I wanted and I gave it to me.

This just got weird, didn't it?

23 and still haven't, probably never will, try as I must.

Natural selection has pretty much decided my genes should not be passed on.

ya scratched your name it it, too?