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badgenome said:
yo_john117 said:
That was pretty great but Cats are still far superior to dogs.

HAHAHAHA! Oh, fuck me!

Reported.


oh, Yess!

op: that was touching.



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superchunk said:
Was he actually saving the other dog or simply trying to move him to a safer place to eat?

Either way Dogs >>>>>>>>>>> Cats as a cat would have stayed there to eat it because its so dumb.





superchunk said:
Was he actually saving the other dog or simply trying to move him to a safer place to eat?

Either way Dogs >>>>>>>>>>> Cats as a cat would have stayed there to eat it because its so dumb.

Cats are literally 10 times smarter than dogs. Dogs are really pretty retarded.



yo_john117 said:
superchunk said:
Was he actually saving the other dog or simply trying to move him to a safer place to eat?

Either way Dogs >>>>>>>>>>> Cats as a cat would have stayed there to eat it because its so dumb.

Cats are literally 10 times smarter than dogs. Dogs are really pretty retarded.


Actually, no.  Dogs have a far vaster comprehension of vocabulary, an innate sense of human need (via evolution) and more social skills than cats due to their more rigid social structure.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/23/tech/main7082868.shtml

 

If you had said that "dogs and cats are intelligent in different ways, and I prefer the solitary 'I'll eat you when you die because all you are to me is a meal ticket' mentality of cats", then I would agree with you.  "Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks", I say... but saying that "dogs are pretty retarded is just that. 

Plus, I've never accidentally killed a DOG because it was stupid enough to crawl into the hood of my car (for warmth overnight) and had it caught in the fan belt upon ignition in the morning despite warnings.  Dogs are sensitive enough to stay away from something that you tell them to avoid.*

 

 

*  These were not my cats (yes plural) and, yes, I did rap the hood, honk the horn etc. after the first incident... but apparently some animals never learn.  On the other hand, these were farm cats, so I suspect that they were highly inbred.



That was so sweet.
And it's funny that a person with that avatar posted this article.



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Very nice indeed, but the true humble animal is the pigeon.



           

sad.man.loves.vgc said:
superchunk said:
Was he actually saving the other dog or simply trying to move him to a safer place to eat?

Either way Dogs >>>>>>>>>>> Cats as a cat would have stayed there to eat it because its so dumb.



You beat me to it.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

I've always been more of a dog person, than a cat one.



That was awesome!

I don't like pets though :p



Cute but, yeah Cats > Dogs. Sorry folks.