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Do the casual bump in? Get your friend to take her out to coffee or a bar or something, and go for the "OHAIDER, didn't know you were here!"

Or you can just send her a message - which can be creepy, seeing as you've never met her at a party and the way you found about her is slightly weird.

Bump into her first, add on facebook afterwards.



Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet a time.

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maximus22 said:
If you have to ask this then you have no chance anyways. Girls only want guys who have tons of self confidence even if it's unfounded (sad but true) ; and if you had that then you wouldn't need anyone's advice. So my advice: learn to believe that you are the alpha d*%# and too good for her and then give her the honor of going out with you.


Lol this works rediculously well. After it worked a couple of times you start to believe it and it works even better. But you might transform into a serious dick. Aslong as you can live with it everything is fine.

To OP:

I was in the same situation once. Unknown Girl saw Facebook Page and some Vids. But I was able to get some informations. She worked in a beach bar. So next time I was around I just visited her there. Started talking over some people she knew (and I never talked to) and we got talking over various stuff best is just to show interested in her that often gives you endless stuff to talk about. Worked out perfectly.

I didnt write her on facebook for a reason. She had endless amounts of friends. And she was hot. So she probably got dozends of mails through facebook with guys that want to "know" her a lot of girls wont like to meet you rightaway after you wrote. You have to invest weeks maybe even months before she agrees to a meeting. Also its easier to make a girl interested in you in real life. If you see her you can read her better then over the Internet. And much easier to decide if you actually want her.

Sure it is different from person to person but my tip would be running into her by "accident" maybe with your gay friend as a communication bridge you can resort to lying by taking informations from her facebook friends and saying you know them if you are alone but I wouldnt recommend that if you want to keep her.

Should work if it doesnt work its unlikely that facebook first would have worked.

You said that you have same interests ? What for example ?

Message and tell her shes cute and you'd like her number.

It's that easy with most girls -_-



tell her that you'e seen her profile in a buddy's friendlist, and add her as a friend yourself. tell her that she looks nice, 'like' her comments, add something to them like 'Oh, that happens to me too,.. all the time! Annoying, huh? =)'.. and stuff like that.. she'll end up commenting your stuff, and chatting with ya. If you notice that she symphatize's with you, ask her about meeting each other. Maybe, use your gay friend as a cover for your intentions, saying 'Hey, ive heard mah buddy holds a party, will you come too?' and stuff like that.



I'm a Foreigner, and as such, i am grateful for everyone pointing out any mistakes in my english posted above - only this way i'll be able to improve. thank you!

TheEvilBanana said:
Message and tell her shes cute and you'd like her number.

It's that easy with most girls -_-


What?!.. and i went through hell ... goddamit.



I'm a Foreigner, and as such, i am grateful for everyone pointing out any mistakes in my english posted above - only this way i'll be able to improve. thank you!

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ow don't forget to remove embarrassing photo's from your own facebook... and maybe delete some of your "likes" like anime, manga, videogames.. the usual nerd stuff (you guys know i'm right)



 

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Xen said:
I went about contacting her with some details of how I even got there. So far so good!


Just read your post. Missed it somehow.

You shouldnt invent storys why you got on her page imo. Its easy to see through and explanations why you got on her site and why you wrote her could eventually make you look insecure. Rather go with evil bananas tip to tell her the truth. Its more self confident. Though many girls are already used to that and could ignore you.

Crystalchild said:
TheEvilBanana said:
Message and tell her shes cute and you'd like her number.

It's that easy with most girls -_-


What?!.. and i went through hell ... goddamit.


That's cause you're a stressfag. You stress and don't know how chill and easy life is.



chocoloco said:

Creepy you made a thread about it.


This is nothing compared the the super personal threads I've made.

I support this thread.



iBlah said:
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.

Place the ring on your wedding finger for a month.

Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.

After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.

Remove all your clothes and break into her house.

Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

Enter her bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.

When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.

When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'

Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.

If she is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert Her Name), I'm from the future' in your most deadpan voice.

Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is imgaginary enough she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.

Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:

a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her previous boyfriend was dead
c) In the future your relationship is not going well
d) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her previous boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
e) The boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus while on his way to a date with her 12 months from the present. They should not go out on that day
f) The current version of you will soon disappear because you have disturbed the time space continuum

Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.

It is possible that you would have sex with her right away. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to destroy yourself to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.

After having the sex, ask to borrow some clothes then leave.

Clean yourself up and randomly bump into her a couple of months later.

There will be three possible outcomes:

1) She asks you to marry her.
2) She walks away as if she's never seen you before.
3) She calls the police, and you're arrested on rapist charge.

Brilliant.