Wow, it's really been almost a year since I last posted in this thread? Necro FTW.
A lot has happened in League of Legends, but what hasn't changed is my love of Poppy. Unfortunately, in the most recent patch (3.8), they introduced several bugs to her Heroic Charge (wall stun) and have yet to fix them as of this post. But that's not what this is about.
What this post is about is sadface whining about a game I just lost!
Before the story, some backstory. Since my last post here, they've introduced a new ranking system: instead of just numbers you get assigned to divisions and so on: Bronze 1-5, Silver 1-5, Gold etc. I was initially converted to Bronze I, which I thought was low, but I had a terrible time breaking through to Silver V. Once I did, though, I shot straight up to Silver I, where I remain, still trying to break into Gold V, wondering if I can repeat the performance.
First, the lobby.
Guy locks "mid tryndamere" ... not a good sign IMO but whatever.
I say "top poppy"
they go "but tryn is top!"
??? whatever. "ok mid poppy then"
"OMG nuuuu not mid poppy"
"ok fine I can jungle"
"poppy can jungle??"
"yeah, but that enemy nunu might counterjungle me"
"ok we'll protect" (this was a lie)
So I start blue, hit wolves and go to red, fail my smite and a wild nunu appears! But he doesn't steal it in time, so I have red, I wall stun him and prepare to try a level 3 combat, but then suddenly, Lee Sin! (Enemy top lane) Tryn who promised to protect me is nowhere in sight, fortunately my passive and red pots let me escape with about 20-50 HP. Mid Kha'Zix shows up, and so does Tryn, belatedly, and they kill both Nunu and Lee at the cost of Tryn. Good stuff.
I'm back to jungling, and go to top lane looking to gank but Tryn isn't interested. Fine, whatever, I go mid and get a kill, recall, go bot and get a kill on Sona, recall, tryn has died once or twice to lee sin at this point and Kaz and I go top and kill Lee. Our Draven doesn't know how to farm. I get us another kill on Sona (she's easier to kill than Tristana with two big escapes). Another kill mid.
At this point I'm 5/0/3 which is not bad at all for any jungler, let alone one as badly viewed as Poppy. But top Tryndamere WOULD NOT stop feeding Lee Sin, and bottom Draven CANNOT figure out how to farm creeps. Also the enemy team gets uncontested Barons because Tryn and Draven are stupid. Nami was OK despite spending a lot of energy rage-typing at Draven. Eventually though, we can't hold up to an enemy team that actually has a decent ADC and gets free Barons and can poke us far enough away from our turrets that Tristana can down them. (Syndra was enemy mid and had good zoning, and Lee was strong due to Tryn's feeding; both had good wave clear -- Lee had Ravenous Hydra.)
I reported Tryn for intentionally feeding because he was in chat bragging about how he was worth no gold, and would push until he died, and do things like dive 1v3 or 1v4 with no ult, dying pointlessly. As for Draven, simply being awful isn't really reportable.
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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