Forums - General Discussion - world record of crushing nuts with butt



 

Around the Network

Lol only in Japan



Odd. Lets see how manly he is when the producers slip in a coconut every other nut.



I am not understanding how this is happening!

Yeah coconut equals fail! Lol



    The NINTENDO PACT 2015[2016  Vgchartz Wii U Achievement League! - Sign up now!                      My T.E.C.H'aracter

Hey! This isn't porn at all!



mZuzek loves Smeags. 😢

Around the Network

where do you guys find these videos? is there a news site for weird stuff? , or you just search youtube for "Weird stuff" in the News section.



PullusPardus said:

where do you guys find these videos? is there a news site for weird stuff? , or you just search youtube for "Weird stuff" in the News section.

I think the people who post these videos on VGC are complete perverts and these videos only show up as related stuff to the dirty terms they were actually searching for.



Legend11 correctly predicted that GTA IV (360+PS3) would outsell SSBB. I was wrong.

A Biased Review Reloaded / Open Your Eyes / Switch Gamers Club

They should make a movie about this. Of course, the elements would include:

-Kojiro (I don't know his name but he looks like a Kojiro to me) down on his luck with no girlfriend, no job, and no hope. His best friend, Chang, hates to see him down like that.
-The two go to see a movie but someone left a peanut in Kojiro's seat. Kojiro sits on the peanut, destroying it. Chang is amazed.
-Kojiro thinks it's just a fluke. Chang sees the potential. Unfortunately, Kojiro's family made their fortune selling walnuts. Kojiro's gift is looked down upon by his family.
-The King of Japan visits the local mall (where Kojiro and Chang happen to be hanging out). He buys a walnut from walnut store in the mall (Wal-Market) but forgets to buy a nutcracker. He's furious and is about to slap an innocent Japanese girl. Kojiro steps in to intervene. He smashes the king's walnut with his ass. The girl, Ming Li, is so happy that she becomes Kojiro's girlfriend.
-Kojiro can no longer deny that he has "The Gift". The ability to smash nuts with his ass.
-It all culminates with a competition to smash nuts for the Guiness Book of World Records. Kojiro faces of against longtime rival, Toshi, for the title.
-Right before the competition, Kojiro suffers a painful sprain to the ass. He can't compete.
-Kojiro's father sees the determination in his son's eyes. He reveals that, before he made his walnut fortune (He's actually the founder of Wal-Market), he too used to smash nuts with his ass (and have gay sex for money). He gives his son his ultra tight "Nut Smashing Jean Shorts".
-Kojiro faces Toshi in the televised competition for the honor of Nut Smashing Champion--Japan's greatest honor.
-It all comes down to sudden death overtime. Whoever can smash a coconut with their ass is the winner. Toshi forfeits. A coconut is just too much. No man's ass can withstand a nut that big.
-Summoning all of his strength, Kojiro smashes the coconut with his ass, anyway. He succeeds in smashing the coconut but the trauma to his ass is too much. He dies.
-His father, full of pride, takes the ultra tight, ultra short jeans from his dead son (who is now naked and dead) and vows to avenge his death.
-Two years later, in Osaka Japan, a man is about to eat a coconut. He doesn't have his machete. A masked man wearing ultra tight jeans swings in from a rope. Smashes the coconut with his ass and swings away. -The spirit of Kojiro lives on.

The end.



mZuzek loves Smeags. 😢

d21lewis said:
They should make a movie about this. Of course, the elements would include:

-Kojiro (I don't know his name but he looks like a Kojiro to me) down on his luck with no girlfriend, no job, and no hope. His best friend, Chang, hates to see him down like that.
-The two go to see a movie but someone left a peanut in Kojiro's seat. Kojiro sits on the peanut, destroying it. Chang is amazed.
-Kojiro thinks it's just a fluke. Chang sees the potential. Unfortunately, Kojiro's family made their fortune selling walnuts. Kojiro's gift is looked down upon by his family.
-The King of Japan visits the local mall (where Kojiro and Chang happen to be hanging out). He buys a walnut from walnut store in the mall (Wal-Market) but forgets to buy a nutcracker. He's furious and is about to slap an innocent Japanese girl. Kojiro steps in to intervene. He smashes the king's walnut with his ass. The girl, Ming Li, is so happy that she becomes Kojiro's girlfriend.
-Kojiro can no longer deny that he has "The Gift". The ability to smash nuts with his ass.
-It all culminates with a competition to smash nuts for the Guiness Book of World Records. Kojiro faces of against longtime rival, Toshi, for the title.
-Right before the competition, Kojiro suffers a painful sprain to the ass. He can't compete.
-Kojiro's father sees the determination in his son's eyes. He reveals that, before he made his walnut fortune (He's actually the founder of Wal-Market), he too used to smash nuts with his ass (and have gay sex for money). He gives his son his ultra tight "Nut Smashing Jean Shorts".
-Kojiro faces Toshi in the televised competition for the honor of Nut Smashing Champion--Japan's greatest honor.
-It all comes down to sudden death overtime. Whoever can smash a coconut with their ass is the winner. Toshi forfeits. A coconut is just too much. No man's ass can withstand a nut that big.
-Summoning all of his strength, Kojiro smashes the coconut with his ass, anyway. He succeeds in smashing the coconut but the trauma to his ass is too much. He dies.
-His father, full of pride, takes the ultra tight, ultra short jeans from his dead son (who is now naked and dead) and vows to avenge his death.
-Two years later, in Osaka Japan, a man is about to eat a coconut. He doesn't have his machete. A masked man wearing ultra tight jeans swings in from a rope. Smashes the coconut with his ass and swings away. -The spirit of Kojiro lives on.

The end.

Hey! This isn't porn at all!



 

Errrm misleading title