And be honest, Possibly NSFW.

Tell it to make my damn dinner.

I would have joined my high school a year earlier than I did. Oh, the possibilities...

Time isn't a woman

That's all you could think of? Tell me those possibilities.

I would try to bring stuff from the future and sell them. I would also bring things from the past. So....who's interested in what?

Stop the time and rob several banks.

If I control time, then it's my bitch, at least.

Bring me Scarlett Johansson when she was 15 please. 

I am not sure about this, but she might have been not as attractive as now when she was fifteen. She doesn't seem to be the type.

Anyway, I gotta say no to that. I cannot take or bring people with me. Sorry. Company rules.