Found this on NintendoEverything.com...

Sears is a pretty major retail company in the U.S., and like most of the big guys, they have their own website that you can buy certain products from.

And so begins our journey into madness. Go to Sears.com, and enter "King Dedede Drooling While Eating"...

You'll end up with a bunch of merchandise (from watches to SD card readers) with this image:

I just... I just don't know anymore.

(Totally going for the clock!)

.....I'm ordering 10 and giving this out as gifts...

Is Kirby sucking that thing's dick or what?

Would've been funnier if the minute hand was at 1 o'clock.

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Somebody in QA is fired...

I thought Sears was unusual, this confirms it. I was also disappointed in Hudson Bay Company, it's basically a jazzed up Zellers only more expensive.