Button 1: You own a pen/pencil with unlimited ink/graphite.  The catch, you have to carry it in your left pocket when you're not using it or it will disappear forever.

Button 2: The actor/actress of your choice now has a crush on you.  The catch, they now permanently have blue hair.

Button 3: Your current floor will now be clean from now until the day you die.  The catch; the day you move out, been kicked out, or been evicted your floor becomes as dirty as it would be given the time you didn't clean it. (Basically nulls the agreement) EDIT

Button 4: All of your external scars, present or future, now disappear in a matter of seconds.  The catch, all your future scars will appear on your loved ones at random. i.e. you scrap your knee and now the scar appears on your son. 

Emma Watson with blue hair?



Somehow I'll get past it.

Button #2...it's no contest really.

Button 2. I can deal with the blue hair.

If I went with no. 1, I'd find a way to collect the ink and sell it for unlimited cash.

If I went with no. 2, I'd choose Justin Bieber and see how Bielievers would react to him not only having a crush on me but also having his hair ruined.

If I went with no. 3, I'd use my floor as a toilet and save on the water.

If I went with no. 4, I'd go emo and poke fun when my family has scars on their wrists.

>:)

Well If I was single I would say button 2, but seeing as I'm happily married then I guess Button 3.

I own my house and seeing my situation I doubt I will move out for a very long time. So clean floors for a long time would be nice

Single man who watches anime says button 2. No problems with technicolor hair here

I say button #2 as well, since anime has taught me blue hair is pretty normal :P

Fixed

Button 2.

You guys ever watch Scott Pilgrim Vs The World? Chick was pretty hot with blue hair.