This is supposed to be a pick-up line but it's so bad that I consider it to be a joke:

Guy: Do you work at Subway?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because you just gave me a foot long!

So I had a dream that I died in a car crash. I made it to heaven, believe it or not. After spending some time up there, God and I became pretty tight. He invited me over to his place for dinner.

Something struck me as being curious. Every direction that I looked in there was a clock. Even more odd was that these clocks only had minute hands that were pointed at 12. They stood still but occasionally one of the clocks would have a minute hand that would go around completely once. I asked God why this was. He said to me that every living being has a clock and when the hands goes round, it means that the person had sinned and this was how he kept track of everyone. The clocks were actually sin counters.

Being interested, I asked him to see the sin counters of most everyone that I knew including my family, close friends, co-workers and then eventually got around to people on this site. He let me see everyone's clock with the exception of RolStoppable. I asked God why he wouldn't show me Rol's sin counter. He replied that he kept it in his office and used it as a fan.