Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris has reached the end of the bottomless pit...twice

Little known fact: Chuck Norris was in all Star Wars movies...as the FORCE

If you want to know the number of victims who as fallen prey to Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, just check the list of extinct living things.

The Santa Claus and the NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris... awesome! :D

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't laugh, he chuckles.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang"!

The last person who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Stevie Wonder.

Christopher Reeve hugged Chuck Norris once, well you know the outcome.

Christopher Reeve actually was Superman until he met Chuck Norris and challenged him to a staring contest.

Chuck Norris and Christopher Reeves were talking at a party one night. Christopher was playing with his phone and he chuckled. Chuck was uninterested, but Chris felt the need to share. This app said that Chuck Norris is the opposite of Justin Bieber. Chuck was slightly pissed off because his name was in the same sentence as Justin Bieber, so with lightning fast movement and almost no effort he reached over and snapped Christopher's neck. Chris fell to the ground paralyzed. Chuck then said "what is the opposite of Christopher Reeves"? "Christopher Walken".

Yep, I liked it too, but my biggest effort was to look for Christopher Reeves ones (finding the Stevie Wonder one as a bonus in the process)  to piss sensitive and politically correct people off!!!   

Superman and Chuck Norris once fought to see who was stronger, loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.