Chuck Norris doesn't laugh, he chuckles.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang"!
The last person who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Stevie Wonder.
Christopher Reeve hugged Chuck Norris once, well you know the outcome.
Christopher Reeve actually was Superman until he met Chuck Norris and challenged him to a staring contest.
Chuck Norris and Christopher Reeves were talking at a party one night. Christopher was playing with his phone and he chuckled. Chuck was uninterested, but Chris felt the need to share. This app said that Chuck Norris is the opposite of Justin Bieber. Chuck was slightly pissed off because his name was in the same sentence as Justin Bieber, so with lightning fast movement and almost no effort he reached over and snapped Christopher's neck. Chris fell to the ground paralyzed. Chuck then said "what is the opposite of Christopher Reeves"? "Christopher Walken".
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