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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
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