Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

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Mordred11 on 03 September 2011

ils411 said:
There was a street named after Chuck Norris once but it was removed because NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris

I admit,that's a pretty good one

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Mordred11 on 03 September 2011

sapphi_snake said:

And who does Chuck Norris like to have sex with?

Umm..no one lived to tell the story.only chuck norris knows.

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sapphi_snake said:

ils411 said:

sapphi_snake said:

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sapphi_snake said:
Why are people so obsessed with this man?

What man? Chuck Norris is his own separate species.

LOL, you guys make him sound so lame. Like the human version of Twilight.

Actually, there are three sexes on earth, male, female and Chuck Norris

And who does Chuck Norris like to have sex with?

Chuck Norris can have sex with anyone or anything he pleases

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ils411 on 03 September 2011

Every living thing alive today didnt survive through evolution or adaptation, they are alive because Chuck Norris allows them to live

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Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

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ils411 on 04 September 2011

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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story

I can only assume that he finished the other four Neverending story movies as well?

Nawh! Chuck Norris roundhoused kick all of em to hell where they belong.

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Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Claus was real.

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ils411 on 04 September 2011

The earth doesn't really revolve around the sun, the sun is staying as far away as it can from Chuck Norris in fear that Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick it into a blackhole

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Alby_da_Wolf on 05 September 2011

Before accidentally banging his head on Chuck Norris' pinky toe, Dubya had an (almost) normal IQ.

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