Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

[ils411]

sapphi_snake said:

ils411 said:

sapphi_snake said:

Jay520 said:

sapphi_snake said:
Why are people so obsessed with this man?

What man? Chuck Norris is his own separate species.

LOL, you guys make him sound so lame. Like the human version of Twilight.

Actually, there are three sexes on earth, male, female and Chuck Norris

And who does Chuck Norris like to have sex with?

Chuck Norris can have sex with anyone or anything he pleases